mexican sex

The act of riding upon someone's dick like a Mexican on a horse

Anna was riding on Jasons dick. Holly heard shouts and speaks. 'ARRIBA' They were having Mexican Sex

by Holly Wright February 13, 2017

Mexican sex doll

Basically fucking a Chihuahua

Got horny and bored and decided to use my chihuahua as a Mexican sex doll

by thundercockman420 March 24, 2024

Mexican Chest Sex

When two people are rubbing up and down in a vertical manner, chests touching while standing.

This can be done between any two people, regardless of sex. There is no horizontal movement, only vertical rubbing of the chest areas. Participants maybe clothed or not.

"Hes not even humping her. It's like mexican chest sex!"

by theorator August 25, 2009

mexican gang sex

To take a PVC pipe and stick it up someone's anus, and then thread barbed wire through it and pull the PVC pipe out.

Down in Del Rio, when gang members are bored they find a drunk person and have Mexican gang sex. Unfortunate victims are usually found by the Police in the morning, dumped over the border.

by Kononoko October 30, 2007

Sex on a Mexican beach

Similar to a sandy seagull, but after dipping your man meat in sand, you pour hot sauce all over it before ramming it back into your partners love taco.

After saying she wanted to heat up our relationship, I indulged her with some sex on a Mexican beach.

by Taintscratcher80 February 20, 2015

Sexy Mexican

A sexy Mexican person with a voice like smooth chocolate love and enjoys singing in choirs. They also like to take jokes just that little bit too far into being inappropriate

Chloe: Look at Dennis go, he's really rocking choir today

Tom: Well.......he is a sexy Mexican

by GingerMan89 January 27, 2011

Sexy Mexican

A very sexy, adorable man. Usually with dark brown eyes you get lost in, and gorgeous dark curly hair. Often he has a beard or at least a goatee. May or may not actually be Mexican, but looks enough like one that semantics shouldn't matter. Very good at everything he does, be it car repair, bed refurbishing, or auto detailing. Super smart (and not afraid to tell you so!) and he knows his way around a computer. Especially a computer that isn't his. Known to occasionally carjack when he isn't busy zipping around town on his motorcycle. Some Sexy Mexicans are so hot and so Sexy you may feel compelled to drive around town aimlessly for hours at a time, with the hopes of a five-second Sexy Mexican sighting. Then you can feel good about yourself knowing the day has been worthwhile. Very elusive creature, rarely has a Sexy Mexican been captured, although legend says a certain beautiful woman has come very close to nailing him. Some even say she has nailed him a few times, though others disagree. Sexy Mexican tends to enjoy sushi and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Not at the same time, usually. Certain Sexy Mexicans might be named Shawn, but that is up for debate as well.

"Sexy Mexican rode by on his bike, while I sat with my wrecked Toyota waiting on a tow truck"

"I'm certain I saw Sexy Mexican ride by while I was being detained by police."

"Emily, what's wrong?" "Oh nothing. Just depressed about the elusive Sexy Mexican, as usual."

by Mrs.SexyMexican December 7, 2016