Mexican Beard

The act of sprinkling pubes onto your significan other's head while they're in the shower.

Originated in a rage comic on Reddit.

After I trimmed my pubes this morning I gave my girlfriend a mexican beard.

by hezzzer April 05, 2011

Mexican Beard

Throwing shaved pubes onto someone while they're in the shower so they they stick to their face like a scraggly beard.

Helen made me sleep on the couch last night after giving her a Mexican beard before her big meeting with her boss.

by the_sinic April 04, 2011

Mexican Beard

The product of rubbing cocaine all over your face and upper lip.

Yo anybody wanna snort off my Mexican beard?

by Eggwin The Oddly Shaped Egg February 28, 2017