Mesquitian 

A person or persons raised in or living in Mesquite, TX. Also can be used to describe the language spoken by people from Mesquite, TX. When spoken or written, Mesquitian looks/sounds like country slang meets ghetto.

See that girl over there? She's a Mesquitian.

What in the hell did he just say??? Oh, don't mind him...he's just speaking Mesquitian.

Mesquitian by Not a Skeeter March 3, 2011

Mcsquirter

The feeling you get after eating too much fast food.

Crikey, i feel a right Mcsquirter coming on.

Mcsquirter by TheHoon May 15, 2009

Bearded Mesquito

The unfortunate male disorder where the penis is one quarter the circumference of a #2 pencil. Usually in the case of this "Micro Penis" the shaft has been covered with pubes just under the mushroom cap of the penis.

Girl - "You got to be fucking kidding me...!"

Guy - "What?" (as he stands there with pants around ankles)

Girl - "Ummm your dick looks like a bearded mesquito."

Guy - "Fuck you, most chicks think it's cute."

Girl - "It may be cute, but it's useless to me as I can get off better using a half eaten wet triscuit cracker on my clit"

Bearded Mesquito by dangchicago April 17, 2009

Mesquita 

He's a reincarnated God, know any simple thing on the world and is always right

Mesquitas's right

Mesquitas's beautiful today
Do you have mesquitas's number?

Mesquita by Sir. Mesquita March 21, 2019

mesquitoes 

Tiny annoying whiny biting insects that hatch from the seeds of a common plant in the American southwest. Said plants often have prickly thorns, which readily draw blood if they puncture your skin... coincidence???

If the Sagebrush Rebellion had included burning massive tracts of scrub prairie-land, maybe nowadays there would be fewer of these pesky spine-covered bushes growing wild that produce countless multitudes of mesquitoes every year.

mesquitoes by QuacksO August 22, 2019

Mesquite

(1)Mesquite - a type of wood or tree that is generally used to smoke meat in a barbeque.

(2)A city west of Dallas, Texas, home of the Rodeo.

1---- "This Mesquite grilled chicken is amazing!"

2---- "The Rodeo season is kickin off in Mesquite again this year."

Mesquite by kungfuyo March 2, 2009

MCsquater 

Mcsqauter when somebody is being a total
Jerk

“Dude did you hear carly? What a mcsquater

MCsquater by PaperPerson02 October 24, 2023