A girl who is simply uglier than my shit after a night of boozing. Looking at a merked chick may cause severe eye damage, maybe even blindness.
DJ: yo, I don't think that bitch could be more merked
Vick: eh bro that's my momma
DJ: damn that's tough
Vick: say sato
by Big Looch March 18, 2021
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1. merk - to kill someone, from the word mercenary, to kill for money, getting merked.

2. merk - to engage in unrestrained sexual intercourse, until the recepient can not walk!

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The term merk is an abbreviated slang expression for a Mercenary, one who is a civilian for hire, that becomes involved in military black ops (Operations), so when you Merk someone, you do a number on them in a , Black Op's covert manner and normally executed with extreme prejudice, and that means they can normally kiss their butt goodbye.
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1. I'm gonna Merk that dude for stealing from my house

2. I won't waste no time i'll make it worth it.
One hundred percent i'll make it perfect.
You got a body to die for lemme merk it.
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by cadjoseph May 27, 2009
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Keep talkin shyt nigga an ima have to merk ya pussy ass.
by T-nigga November 13, 2007
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I'm gonna merk babyface so hard she'll never get merked again

i just got merked by some white boy

i forogt to wipe my butt and i just merked my white briefs
by porn mike November 7, 2008
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(1.) (v)-To kill someone
(2.) (n)-To get killed or murdered
(3.) (v)-To drown someone violently
1-Lets merk that punk!
2-Aha he got merked man....
3-Lets merk billy in the pond!
by YeMaj 44 May 30, 2008
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a word from one of the tribes in Africa, speaking of an almighty legendary King, that is to return to the world to savor us from evil.
Merkes will shows us de wae
by Maxdenallsmäktige September 1, 2021
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To leave

To run away (usually after committing a crime)

To get the fuck out...really fast
Wow dude, he ate all the food and merked.

Boy you better merk or I'll kill you!

Look at the nigga merk!
by dodonna July 2, 2009
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