The feminine equivalent of a bromance. It describes the complicated love and affection between two heterosexual women who may at times seem like a couple.
Mary: I had so much fun drinking and dancing with you last night!
Maria: Me, too! Who needs boys when we have each other?
Bill: How cute...you two have a total meow-mance going on.
To become one with Catdome. Or when a person becomes a cat. You engage in eating fish, canaries, and large quantities of meow mix, while staying home and stretching out on the couch periodically getting up to go use the litter box, or to scratch the scratching post.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"