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Mench

Short for man-bench.

The bench outside of many stores around the world where the men sit on and wait for their wives who are shopping in stores that men wouldn't be caught dead in, like La Senza.

Wife: Where will I be able to find you?

Husband: I'll be on the mench, dear.

Mench by DuckLotf August 11, 2010