Meme coma

When you are just about to go to bed at a respectable hour, or are quickly going to the toilet, but have to quickly check that one Facebook notification. You awake from a trance an hour or so later to realise that time has slipped through your fingers like a fine Persian sand because you getting sidetracked and browsing memes.

Damn man, I was going to go for a run this morning, but I fell into a meme coma and had to do sit-ups in my room and cry.