Melon Head

a person with a large oversize head "GEORDIEMELON"

Biff has a pure massive Melon Head

by DX Selbinator June 26, 2010

Melon Head

Someone with a head proportionately larger than their body, usually quite noticable.

Even at great distances,due to freak circumstances at birth,champion Gazelle Boxer Chris Butterworth of Pudsey near Leeds could easily be defined as a Melon Head. Amazingley, he has led an almost normal life so far.

by Molech March 30, 2013

Melon Head

Someone who's head is in the shape of a melon.
Is also a way of bullying.

Sam: Hey!
Dexter: Haha! Your head looks like someone replaced your skull with a melon!
Sam: So?
Jake: Melon Head! Hahahahaha!

by 00jace no.2 November 04, 2013

Melon Head

Of or relating to an unusually large cranium that is in the general shape of the melon family of fruit.

Is that a watermelon or your melon head behind the wheel?

by Will McDunn September 16, 2005

melon head

a fucking dumbass that doesn't know jackshit and acts like he is the boss

UR A FAKIN MELON HEAD YE CUNT

by Melon Head Cock Suckin idiot December 14, 2016

melon head

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.

Holy shit that was a melon head.

by the prophet June 08, 2004

melon head

Suffering from a hangover. "Melon headed" is a variant.

I drank booze in excess last night and woke up this morning with a melon head.

by Texas Wordsmith October 20, 2013