Melanopod 

A faggot

That guy is a melanopod

Melanopod by B0opa April 4, 2023

meladoodle 

The current Queen of Tumblr Textposts. Known for her massive dong.

Friend 1: "Damn son, check out this funny textpost"
Friend 2: "Oh that's a Meladoodle"
Friend 1: "Hoo dat"

meladoodle by clivepalmer September 13, 2013

Melanopia

A supposedly involuntarily eye condition that impairs a non-black person's ability to tell two or more black people apart.

Law enforcement and tabloid journalists seem particularly prone to bouts of melanopia.

Melanopia by Tabasco Jones January 19, 2023

Melanophilia 

Affinity for the colour black.
Opposite of Melanophobia.

Melanophilia is not a gothic condition

Melanophilia by gee.arr.ess March 19, 2011

Melanoid 

A derogatory name for black people.

Dude 1: Yo you see that disgusting dirty melanoid over there?
Dude 2: Yea man let's go beat him up

Melanoid by really big June 3, 2018

melonood 

A fruit imported/exported from Kansas. Also a derogatory word for bitch in the New York Region

I ate a melonood the other day. It was delicious. God bless Kansas.

melonood by Yopeee April 11, 2017

Melonpodz 

The best meme page in 2020 no 🧢

Melonpodz

Melonpodz by Poop is big and hard December 20, 2020