a mega pint

“a mega pint” or “a mega pint of wine” is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a shitty argument with their abusive bitch of a wife who is literally a gold-digger and is having affairs with multiple men.

Also, she the wife is a serial pooper in the bed 💩

Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”

Captain Jack Sparrow: “A mega pint?
I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it was necessary”.

by A Pirate Life May 7, 2022

Mega Pint

A Mega Pint is a pint larger than your average pint that would be served in a pub.

Johnny poured himself a Mega Pint after another day putting up with his bitch of a wife

by Justice for Johnny April 23, 2022

Mega Pint

Mega=1 million
Mega pint = 1 million pints?

Mega pint = Non existent unit of measurement used to describe the amount of wine required to deal with a gold digging, garbage lady, hoe.

J.D. drank a Mega Pint in an attempt to deal with that bitch Amber Turd.

by HeyItsThisGuy May 19, 2022

Mega Pint

A larger than average glass of alcohol needed, when an abusive partner shits in your bed, blacks your eye, cuts of your finger and falsely accuses YOU of being abusive

Lawyer: you had a Mega Pint of red wine

Johnny: A mega Pint?

by Wereyouthere May 23, 2022

Mega Pint

A large glass of wine.

Johnny Depp poured himself a mega pint because he thought it necessary.

by BananaGoblin April 23, 2022

mega pint

The amount of wine Johnny Depp allegedly drank during one evening. (John Depp v. Amber Heard trial)

Lawyer Rottenborn: "You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine, correct?"
Johnny: "A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary."

by Depp fan April 25, 2022

Mega Pint

A very large glass of Red Wine. Commonly known to be Johnny Depp’s method of measuring his drinks.

You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine.

by JKJ22 April 25, 2022