The act of engaging in, thinking about, discussing, entertaining the thought of, or dressing up as a faggotty character from, any role playing game. It also applies to gay fantasy novels.
That homo didn't make it to work because he was up all night engaging in medieval ass madness
by the mad pooper December 7, 2007
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to lose one's temper on, to lose one's emotional equilibrium and act cruel or savage to somebody
After the pickle-sniffer winked at Henry, he went absolutely medieval on the fudge packer!
by weave October 7, 2003
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To get so hard on someone that it feels like medieval torture perhaps useing similar methods.
Tell us where you keep your all of your coke before we get medieval on your ass.
by Deep blue 2012 March 7, 2010
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:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?

:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight
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A term for using the hollow between your breasts to carry money and small objects. Renaissance Fair and Octoberfest costumes often lack pockets and you got to put your car keys and cash somewhere. A bra, corset or corset-like vest is required to make this work.

I'd like to say this is a female only phenomenon, but we both know it isn't always. See moobs
The part I think he enjoyed most about the Renaissance Fair was watching the serving wench pulls bills out of her medieval purse and make change.
by Bryonia June 5, 2010
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noun; a metallic condom, preferably with metal shavings for jousting your partner
"Hey baby, the Medieval Larry may hurt"
by oMmieWithAExtraChromie March 19, 2022
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Any Urban Dictionary definition that was written before 2012. Many definitions are from the early 2000s, which precede stuff like the iPhone, Facebook, Youtube and Instagram; basically most of the internet we know today. Just search up the definition of "douchebag" or some other overused term to see what I mean.
Why are all these definitions from 2003? That's fuckin' MEDIEVAL!
by Geert Van Schlänger July 21, 2020
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