meat slap 

To slap with one's penis

"That bitch wouldnt suck me..so I gave her a nice big meat slap."

meat slap by asdf December 12, 2002

Meat Slap 

The act of slapping a piece of red meat as hard as physically possible. A test of how good a piece of meat is, usually performed in ASDA. The louder the noise, the better meat quality. If the slap is pitiful, then the meat is off/not of decent quality, and should not be bought.

Don't buy that gammon, it sounded shit when I gave it a meat slap

Meat Slap by Greg247 August 5, 2008

meat slap 

slapping other peoples dicks #not masturbaiting

i will meat slap my dad

meat slap by yugioh is better than fortnite April 25, 2019

Meat Slap 

When someone slapped you with a piece of meat

My wife over cooked the steak, so I meat slapped her.

Meat Slap by Ralph18 January 13, 2022

Meat slap 

The meat slap also known as the clapper slapper, the dick swatter and the pisser poke is a sexual action in which a male partner or a chick with a dick slaps their sexual partner in the face with their dick. Commonly seen being used by prison inmates and hobos.

“Bro did you hear that Andrew got meat slapped by Lila list night?”

Meat slap by ohz999 November 19, 2023

Meat Slap 

(v) when someone slaps a select person with their meat

I meat slapped my boy with a slim jim

My girlfriend hated the meatslap last night that she just kept screaming, "Nooo not the meat slap!!"

Meat Slap by Wavy gang March 2, 2024

Meat Slap 2019

Verb

The action of taking a slice of meat, preferably black forest ham, and slapping it across one’s face. Then preceding to yell, “Meat slap! 2019!”

Keaton: “I’m so excited I packed some ham for lunch!”
Bitches with big mouths: “You’re ham is gay.”
Keaton:..
BwBM:..
Keaton: “MEAT SLAP 2019”

Meat Slap 2019 by Doc McBitchin’ February 14, 2019