The act of slapping a piece of red meat as hard as physically possible. A test of how good a piece of meat is, usually performed in ASDA. The louder the noise, the better meat quality. If the slap is pitiful, then the meat is off/not of decent quality, and should not be bought.
by Greg247 July 11, 2008
by asdf December 13, 2002
by yugioh is better than fortnite April 25, 2019
When she got them meaty pussy lips a dangling down and you smack that labia with your hand. Done repeatedly. The louder the smacking the better.
Rachel really gets off on the lunch meat slap. I made her cum that way but I also woke up her mom who wanted in on the action.
by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018
When Eric was sleeping I ran into the room and gave that cunt a Princeton Meat Slap across his face!
by Eric the Red December 15, 2004
Verb
The action of taking a slice of meat, preferably black forest ham, and slapping it across one’s face. Then preceding to yell, “Meat slap! 2019!”
The action of taking a slice of meat, preferably black forest ham, and slapping it across one’s face. Then preceding to yell, “Meat slap! 2019!”
Keaton: “I’m so excited I packed some ham for lunch!”
Bitches with big mouths: “You’re ham is gay.”
Keaton:..
BwBM:..
Keaton: “MEAT SLAP 2019”
Bitches with big mouths: “You’re ham is gay.”
Keaton:..
BwBM:..
Keaton: “MEAT SLAP 2019”
by Doc McBitchin’ February 14, 2019
When one(male) straps a partner(female) to a spinning chair and spins her around while slapping her in the face with his cock causing a black eye.
by Cockpump October 27, 2015