meat puppet

person(s) that have no will of there own; somebody that lets others control them.

George is Pats meat puppet, he does what ever she says.

by Therese December 28, 2005

meat puppet

1. Another name for a human being, especially one who doesn't think for herself/has no soul and is therefore controlled by others. 2. An ugly bag of mostly water.

I'm so sick of all these meat puppets eating up all the tater tots.

by ZoomaBaresAll November 6, 2010

meat puppet

A person that is totaly devoid of brain material; a complete idiot

That´s the third time now that Brian fails to the final exam; this guy is a real meat puppet!

by Zorglub May 20, 2005

Meat puppet

It’s another word for your DICK

I slapped that bitch with my meat puppet and gave her some chin butter

by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021

Meat Puppet

An actor.

"These are the finest meat puppets I've ever controlled." - Joss Whedon on the 'Firefly' cast.

by llamas007 February 2, 2013

meat puppet

the phenomenon of a man being able to move or shake his erect penis around without touching it or moving any other part of his body; can also refer to a man manipulating the urethra hole to make the penis talk.

Man: Hey baby, this meat puppet can't suck itself!
His penis (meat puppet): Yeah, bitch!

by OBPAEH January 10, 2009

Meat Puppet

Porn slang for a male porn actor

"Hard-on Harry can't make it today, sir. He was in an accident involving a rubber swing..."

"Forget about it... you don't need to be a genius to be a meat puppet! He can be replaced easily..."

by Courtney April 6, 2005