Meat Punch

A punch that prior to, one must rub their entire hand in the crevice between their balls and leg.(Most effective after a thorough workout)

Also called Tuna Slap, The Belgian Greeting, and Grandpa's Whistle.

Uncle Gary doles out a mean Meat Punch!

by SneakyPriest June 28, 2011

punch meat

A rather large and floppy vagina. usually used in reference to someone who is reputed to have a rather nasty case of beef curtains due to excessive pounding of the vag by wayward dicks and the occasional champagne bottle. also looks like one of those sides of beef that Rocky beat up in the freezer.

Damn dude, did you see the gnarly punch meat on that chick at the donkey show?

by bmxatx December 2, 2007

Meat puppet throat punch

1. When a man fucks your throat 2. When mini me takes a ride down your esophagus.

My man just meat puppet throat punched me.

by Motel 6 7183 January 2, 2014

Pinch Meat

Take a shit.

Gotta run and pinch meat. Right back.

by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018

Brazilian Meatlunch

When you go down on someone who has just had a bad wax-job and there is skin missing.

I thought I was going to eat shaved steak but I ended up with a Brazilian Meatlunch.

by Spooky G July 8, 2012

Meatmuncher

Meatmunching is when you munch on the meat

Project nova devs are meatmunchers and they meatmunch so hard, the servers are still down

by slayingoaeurhtbw July 26, 2023

Meatmuncher

One who enjoys eating meat. This can mean a German/Austrian at a folk party.

Or: a George Michael, Any hetrosexual female without any morals, a kinky person. Or just 'Tupac', Ali G's dog.

Did you see that? George just left that bathroom cubicle with Dave- The fucking meatmuncher.

Damn, it's so good to have a wife that's an un-official meatmuncher.

by MQ-SQU. January 2, 2010