Meat missiles

Used to refer to ones legs while they are producing a large amount of power

Gerald over there was dropping some serious meat missiles on that last 400m rep. I can tell because the track is partially torn up

by Littlekev November 23, 2017

Italian Meat Missile

When you're about to fornicate with a female from behind, you first rub your wiener down with a combination of marinara and extra virgin olive oil. Then, you get a whole genoa salami soaked in alfredo sauce and insert it into her rear end while banging her from behind and exclaim "Madonna Mia!" :0

During a romantico evening with Albabe, Moltisanti decided it was time to show off his tenderness and compassion by providing a finely-executed Italian Meat Missile to his partner's perfectly sculpted rear.

by MafiosoMasterpiece December 5, 2010

Monster Meat Missile

Large penis. The 3M.

She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.

by Gar Grim May 4, 2018

Kentucky Meat Missile

When you use a hotdog as a dildo on a chick, then push hard on her ponch and fire it across the room to get it out.

We didn't have any toys or nuthin, so we used a Kentucky Meat Missile. That son of bitch went clean across to the living room.

by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

poop seeking meat missile

The erect phallus of a man that is about to be inserted into the brown-eye of another man/woman.

"I've got a present for you," Floyd said to his lover Timothy, "a poop seeking meat missile!"

by Grande John July 21, 2006

Man-Made Meat Missile

A super strong male erection of the penis averaging between 8 to 12 inches in length, designed to deeply explore the extreme depths of the female vaginal cavity and leave her mumbling the letter M in the process of the exploration.

Time to give her the Man-made Meat Missile.
The Man-made will leave her MMMMMMMMMM.
Attack of the Man-made Meat Missiles.

by ManMadeMeat May 2, 2018

Scandinavian Meat Missile

The man is naked and erect, perched upon an elevated platform, such as a table, stool, or bed, while the nubile woman is face down on all fours on the ground, buttocks in the air. The man then leaps from his platform and attempts to penetrate the woman upon falling from his jump. If successful penetration is achieved, a Scandinavian Meat Missile has been performed. If penetration is not achieved, the erect penis will then be smashed against an uncomfortable surface, such as the floor or kneecap.

"Dude I messed up the Scandinavian Meat Missile last night, my dick hurts like crazy"

"Oh my God man I had the greatest Scandinavian Meat Missile last night. Hole in one"

Girl: I had the worst experience last night...something called a Scandinavian Meat Missile?...
Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch.. That shit's tight

by Dr. Scrotum DDS November 4, 2009