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National Ignore Me Day

National Ignore Me Day falls on any day where one is being Ignored by their significant other, or a friend, family member etc.
It is when a person is clearly active and is avoiding your texts, calls, or FaceTimes For whatever reason.
"Must be National Ignore Me Day again, Shawn hasn't texted me back yet ."

April 22, National Creampie Me Day 

Day where you tell someone you like, or want, and they must give you a creampie.
Her: Hey, do you know what April 22 is?
Him: No, why?
Her: April 22, National Creampie Me Day!
Him: Awesome!

(Then he gives her a creampie)

National marry me day 

Ask your lover to marry you,
Or ask your best bud to platonically marry you, you can also use this date to confess to ur loved one
National marry me day is about appreciating your loved one

National don’t fucking touch me day 

On April 22 it’s national don’t fucking touch me day.
If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.

National don’t touch me day 

Tomorrow is national don’t touch me day do t put your hands on me or we gone have to scrap
Tomorrow is national don’t touch me day watch out bro

National Unblock Me Day 

A day where people that got blocked because of dumb shit that they did or said have the opportunity to get back right . July 10
Boy : Hey lil mama

Girl : what you want boy you know i blocked you
Boy: Lol you must forgot what day it is

Girl:Oh shit i forgot it is July 10 aka national unblock me day

Boy : yep so go on ahead and unlock me on every platform