Mckeleb is a great friend, hes always honest. He's a little stubborn at times but he'll come around. Eventually he'll get serious but he's a really caring and funny person.
Mckeleb is a very real person. he'll tell you the truth even if it'll hurt your feelings. He's an amazing boyfriend and most likely would date a girl with the name of Maria. If you ever come across a Mckeleb give them a big hug!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.