The act of smothering someone’s body with mayonnaise in a sexual scenario. Usually performed on the balls or tits.
Person 1: I stink of eggs do you have any perfume
Person 2: Why do you smell of eggs?
Person 1: Me and my boyfriend tried Mayonnaise Muckiness last night so my tits smell like eggs
Person 2: Why do you smell of eggs?
Person 1: Me and my boyfriend tried Mayonnaise Muckiness last night so my tits smell like eggs
by E. Jaculate July 30, 2022