mayered

When someone gets so completely drunk that they dont speak inteligible English. Shit-faced.

Did you see Bill last night? He was mayered. I think he went home with that fat chick after he pissed in Mikes car.

by Kevin Mayer May 10, 2006

mayeration

being entirely utterly obsessed with john mayer to the point where you want to be him/be with him

learning guitar at high level when you cant read music.

by liz November 9, 2004

mayerism

The act and/or actions in which one would live by as an UBER john mayer fan. Sharing copious amounts of unecessary facts with the rest of the world. Basically, being obsessed with john mayer and pushing him and his music on the rest of the world!

Making a small "john mayer" christmas tree for your room or a John Mayer Centre piece for your thanksgiving dinner.

by dave December 20, 2003

Mayered

Anally penetrated

Oy, Arlene! Have you been mayered? You’re walking funny

by Mrsteeeeeeeeve November 14, 2018

Mayer Hawthorne

Epic music artist, bringing back good music with flavor

Person: Damn that is tight
person 2: yea, thats mayer hawthorne!

by JOOCIFER September 14, 2010

Jojo Mayer

The greatest drummer alive today.

Seriously, the man's dedication to studying rudiments and technique is incredible. He is the grooviest motherfucker and plays with seemingly endless stamina and musical creativity. Can be credited as the genesis of breakbeat/programmed drum beats played on acoustic sets. Often called "reverse engineering."

Jojo Mayer

by Patrick Bateman (#)($) July 20, 2011

Ryan Mayer

A godlike being who has the most swag on earth. He can also be referred to as "count swagula"

daddy who has the most swag in the world
ryan mayer aka count swagula

by NiggaBob February 14, 2013