May 16th

The day the most amazing person left this earth and went to a better place

Person1: what happened on may 16th?
Person2: the best person ever left.:(

by Jeof frey November 09, 2019

May 16th

May 16th- Grab ass day. This is for the perverted middle schoolers. This is one day where you are aloud to grab someones ass. Have fun kids. Girls watch out!

Mike- Hey John it’s May 16th whos ass you grabbing today
John- See that thicc girl over there?
Mike- Yeah
John- Her

by Notyours.PERIODT May 15, 2019

May 16th

National give chiara a blow job day!

Jd: its may 16th no wonder I can't find chiara. Everyone is giving her a blow job.
chiara: ahh~

by suck my balls 69 plus chiara May 11, 2022

May 16th

National kids your boyfriend day
This is a day where you go get ready look nice freshen up your breath and kiss you boyfriend.

Bf: hey it’s May 16th you know what that means..

national kids your boyfriend day
Gf: ok *kisses* there

by Poophole454 May 09, 2021

May 16th

If you were born on this day you are GORGEOUS. People born on May 16th are sweet and super fun to be around!

- I love hanging out with you, you’re so nice!

- thanks! i get that a lot, i was born on may 16th

by addie~~ May 04, 2022

may 16th

all person born on this day are hot af

- I was born on may 16th
+ no wonder ur hot af

by happybdaykam May 15, 2020

may 16th

my birthday & a chill day.

omg it’s may 16th! i have to tell y/n happy birthday!!

by eat a toilet seat June 15, 2021