May 5th

National send a booty pic day, also its cinco de mayo

Omg its may 5th! Now show me datass

by Caleb__021 May 4, 2022

May 5th

National send a booty pic day, also cindo de mayo

Omg its may 5th

by Caleb__021 May 4, 2022

May 5th

National send a booty pic day, also cinco de mayo

Oh my gosh its may 5th, yk what that means

by Caleb__021 May 5, 2022

May 5th

National send a booty pic day, also salsa day

Omg its may 5th

by Caleb__021 May 4, 2022

May 5th

National send your gf a picture of yourself day

Gf: it’s may 5th
Bf: ok and?
Gf: it’s national send your gf a picture of yourself day
Bf: im not gonna do that
Gf: pleaseeeee?
Bf: fine 🙄

by User84739639 May 6, 2022

May 5th

National lunar day, give them a gift!!

"Hey did you know its national lunar day?"
"no.. whats that?"
"National lunar day is when you give them a gift I got them cheez-its you should too! National lunar day ! Give them a gift ""
"okay!"
The definition of May 5th is national lunar day when you give them a gift

by annonnoyumus May 4, 2022

May 5th

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.

Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?

by Synder April 29, 2021