Maximos

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by pragmatikaisteoloiapaisioi November 20, 2021

maximo

A guy who appears to want pussy all hours of the day

but in secrecy hearts the men

or

a guy who woke up ripplingly buff randomly and was noted on by all who saw

random girl: oooooh he looks buff might try with him

leon and nick: no way girlfriend! his manly exterior may entice you, but he wants cock

maximo: you've got me there

by Big Buff n Max July 3, 2008

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Maximos is that gay friend. When he laughs so much he starts to cry and turn really red. He watches some anime but not much. He has a cool big sister who can turn you into a frog with a snap. He has boring hair and wears contacts. He has the mindset of an 8 year old and will kick your shins. He likes to cover his pants in mud. He is a MInecraft noob though.

Person 1: Is that Maxi?
Person 2: Yup
Maximos: Have you called my gay presence younglings?
Person 1 and 2: OMG ITS MAXIMOS

by shinytoes6969 April 5, 2020

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Maximo Park

Maximo Park are a band from Newcastle-upon-Tyne, consisting of Paul Smith (vocals), Tom English (drums), Duncan Lloyd (guitar), Archis Tiku (bass guitar) and Lukas Wooller (keyboard).
They're described as an indie-pop band, similiar to bands like The Dears, The Delays and The Ordinary Boys.

Girl 1: Did you see that issue of NME last week?
Girl 2: Yeah, Maximo Park are really good. I've got their album, A Certain Trigger.
Girl 1: -squeal- Really? Can I borrow it?

by Siriusly Intelligent October 1, 2005

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