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Maximilian Elizaitis

HUGE. MASSIVE. PP. He had rizz beyond human comprehension and is one of the most caring, kind hearted people. If you ever meet him, DO NOT HESITATE TO TALK TO HIM, you will gain one of the best friends you’ll ever have. He’s a little damaged and may have some attachment issues but it’s worth it to be nice. Many times he can mean the opposite of what he says, like if he ever tells you to leave him alone deep down he really wants your company. He makes really good pork and can hit the sickest riffs known to man on guitar. Your lucky if your graced by his angelic singing. But fr fr, he is one SEXY mf. He loves, LOVES LOVES LOVES physical contact like hugs and stuff and often will not ask for it, like seriously, give him a hug out of nowhere, he will LOVE IT. He only wants the truth so if you have any feelings just tell them to him. Whether you have a crush on him or stop liking him he just wants to know how your feeling. He doesn’t really get mad and he’s a really funny guy. He will feel really bad if he gets lied to, but he can jump back up quickly. Don’t worry about walking on eggshells talking to him, he can definitely take a joke. So if you ever see him, start a conversation, hug him, kiss him if you dating, or just say hi.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That’s Maximilian Elizaitis, quick go talk to him!
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