Maxidance

Pronounciation; Mack-see-dance

A Maxidance is a very flambouyant, impromptue and unsophisticated creative motion of body performed usually by a gay person or alternatively a very gay acting straight person (straight queen). The maxidance is performed as an expression of doubt towards one's sexuality, and is never scheduled or announced. This dance can last anywhere from two seconds to a minute or more.

The creator of this dance, Max (Fratpad) has demonstrated that in order to perform it, a person does not need any sort of musical, rythmic or dancing skill at all. All that is required is a low sense of self esteem and weak moralistic values. The dance is performed better however, by power bottoms and latent homosexuals.

A guy that claims to be straight, but who wears wifebeaters and jacks off his friends for money on camera, walks into a nightclub and does a very flambouyant, unusual and random dance for a few moments.

Person 1: Look at that homo doing the Maxidance

Person 2: That's Max himself!

Leo: He's going home in September...I want him to leave the country!

Flipntony: Wah!

by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009

mandancer

Typically seen at dance clubs and gay bars, overly flamboyant homosexual male who, for reasons unknown, must dance with his shirt off with other topless men.

I went to go clubbing but got stuck getting hounded by a mandancer.

by joe turk May 11, 2004

Mapdance

A lapdance a student gives to a teacher to have higher grades.

The blonde Barbie jumped her math's teacher, she hoped that doing a mapdance would get her an A+!

by Anais_Inverrnevenenzei January 15, 2009

Mariancely

Mariancely's and Nahima's are usually best friends.. probably because they have equally weird names. Anyway, Mariancely is a loud Dominican who has a familiar face- like you've known her since you were like five years old or something. She's definitely got an attitude, but you know that deep down she's a sweet person, so you just laugh naturally when she insults you. Only a Mariancely could get away with insults. Like her best friend Nahima, she's a phenomenal dancer- but with a weird style. Mariancely's are renowned for having obsessive seizure-like elbow movements during the bachata, and Shakira-like hip movements during the merengue.

Girl 1: Mariancely just insulted me again.. -____-
Girl 2: Aww, she doesn't mean it, that girl is so sweet :D
Girl 3: OMG yes, that girl is like my biffle and I barely even know her.
Girls 4-229: TOTALLY!

by not thecrazybeen November 21, 2010

Maxidale

Max is a bit gay. He has no friends in real life and is a big poo poo head. He lives in his room and hasn’t seen daylight since the election of Trump. He eats fast food, most of it faster than his sex life, because he is a virgin. His favourite food I a meatball sub with Italian bread from soubway. He has no social life and plays with little squeakers on his wank machine. He mixes drinks like a cocktail waitress. His favourite game is minecraft. His hair is black, curly and longer than most people’s pubes.

Go on then, be a Maxidale - BLOCK ME!?!

by UrjanApple January 19, 2019

Maxance

The perfect boy you want

Maxance is now you'r boyfriend

by Akyai November 21, 2021

Maridaniela

Maridaniela is a wonderful, exceptional woman. Everything she does, she does it by heart. She makes sure to put her passion and love on her projects. She is also very hard-working. No matter how tired she is, she will always have a smile on her face and be kind to others. She is always ready to help. If you need a supportive friend, go find a Maridaniela. Just make sure to support her as much, sometimes she needs a shoulder to lean on. Don’t ever hurt a Maridaniela. If you do, beware and watch out for the people who adores her.

“Wow, she is such a great dancer”

“Yeah, her name must be Maridaniela”

by ………….anon November 23, 2021