stalk mauler

A chronic masturbater, possibly another term for wanker

If someone makes a statement of which you doubt the veracity you may say to them "Getcha hand off it , ya stalk mauler"

by Mago October 7, 2006

mahler syndrom

The Mahler Syndrome is a syndrome where an Individual pretends to have a certain illness, mental or physical, or someone who tries to make said illness look worse than it is.
Pretty much someone who seeks attention.

Person A: Person B said their Asthma is really bad.
Person C: But their asthma is ok, they don't even need an inhaler.
Person A: Lmao, Mahler Syndrome.

by パク March 18, 2017

Mahler Stomp

A devastating move created by the one and only Alex Mahler, which involves annihilating ones opponent into a pulp, and destroying their demeanor, but can only be accomplished by Alex Mahler.

After I got done with Tori, Mahler came over and Mahler stomped all over her.

by Phat Sampras November 18, 2003

5th mahler symphony

A pain in the ass

Man last night I tried to fix my bike, it was a total 5th mahler symphony.

by Анал_таня November 25, 2016

Maulers

As in dirty Maulers (hands)

Example 1: "get your dirty Maulers off my cake"

by Luna_anarchy October 6, 2019

Shopping Mauled

What happens as a result of going to all of the Black Friday and post Christmas sales.

Mary went to the mall to take advantage of the Black Friday sales. All she got was Shopping Mauled.

by John@24th December 30, 2010

Shadaira Marler

A Self Centered Narcissist. Mean and Hatefull, Will most likely steal your Stuff.A Whore that cheats on Everyone.Prostitute and Methhead. Fucks old guys.

I just had a bought Shadaira Marler for a hour, I think I've got Aids now.

by Marlak January 1, 2020