Matthew S

cunt, steals money and has wet dreams about children.....pedo

Matthew S: I love u
Us: ur mom

by urmommy.yass February 27, 2022

Matthew's Bridge

Yes, Limp Bizkit is referencing Jacksonville's Mathews Bridge (yes it is spelled with one t). It is a large and well known bridge that connects Downtown Jacksonville with Arlington.

Take him to the Matthew's Bridge (Mathew's Bridge)

by Jaxguy September 25, 2008

Matthew's dick

Yankee wit no brim

Friend 1: is Matthew's dick circumcised

Friend 2: ye he got that yankee wit no brim

by Ihateblackpeople69 May 14, 2020

Matthew’s Mom

Joy is da bhaddest milf around. All the homies tryna run a train on tha shii!! When she wear them lululemons tho- sheeeeeeeshhhh

Matthew’s Mom has a fat, juicy ass.

by longschlong79 August 24, 2021

Matthew's Pregnancy

a pregnancy that comes to a boy
usually very uncommon

unless something happens....

Matthew's pregnancy

by BOBADABOB February 14, 2017

Matthew's Sister

A boy who's sister will give you the best night of your life

Matthew's Sister was smashing last night

Matthew's Sisters the mother of my son

by Axsery June 17, 2018

matthew's holy hammer

A dick so big in size that girls/guys refer to it as Matthew's holy hammer for how hard he hammers their pussys/anus usually leaves a big enough space it put two whitesides

Cade: Daniel totally Matthew's holy hammered me last night I could fit a football in there now.

Daniel: I totally Matthew's holy hammered cade last night.I made him my bitch.again.

by St.damien February 21, 2014