Matthew is a person with a huge penis, I’m talking HUGE. Definitely bigger than anyone named archer
Man, Matthew has a huge penis
Yeah, he does
by Notnamedarcher October 5, 2021
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The coolest man you’ll ever meet.
Person 1: who’s that over there?
Person 2: that’s a Matthew
Person 3: yeah
Matthew: I’m a hurricane
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Matthew is the love of my life. He’s the most popular guy in my year group. Smirks a lot, loves to annoy you, and is easy to become friends with. Say hi to the Matthew in your life for me 😁
“Oh look that looks like your next crush
I wonder what his name is”
“Probably Matthew. Look, he’s grinning at you”
by Recruit.2 November 18, 2021
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MATTHEW IS A FUNNY AND SARCASTIC PERSON . VERY GOOD AT HEART AND AT KEEPING SECRETS . YOU WOULD REALLY LOVE HIS COMPANY. VERY CHILLAXED PERSON . GOOD ENTERTAINER.
MATTHEW IS SARCASTIC, ENTERTAINERZ GOOD AT HEART AND CHILLAXED PERSON
by George_dcunha November 25, 2021
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Matthew is the name of a man who is funny and smart and kind but most of all will be the first one to help you out if you need it. Sometimes Matthew goes by Matt but the best people call him Guapo because he is so attractive. He is talented in almost every sport and has enough zeal to power a small city-state for a century. Matt won't hesitate to pour all of that zeal out on whatever playing field or court he might be on, so be sure to pick him for your team. Actually, to be honest it's more likely that he will be picking you. Matt is a natural leader who will go to hell and back for you if necessary. In fact, he has been to hell and back multiple times. His successful leadership stems in part from his ability to empathize with all sorts of people with all sorts of backgrounds. He has a knack of saying exactly what you need to hear, and the thing is he means it.

Like all superheros though, Matt has some weaknesses. Dogs, for example, will cause him to lose awareness of the size of things around him. This might cause unexpected actions such as leaping over a 5 foot fence in order to pet the aforementioned dog. Another weakness worth mentioning is Matt's love, nay, obsession over meat and the various ways it can be grilled, cooked, smoked, etc, etc. Watch out Saturday, it's smokin' time.

All in all a Matthew is the kind of person you want to be around. Stick with him. He is a keeper. He will love you despite your best efforts.
Oh no there is a dog! Quick coach, start the workout so Matthew won't run away!

Aw Matthew! Thank you for bringing me ice cream. You're a good man.

Yes Matthew, I'll marry you.
by Isabel or Jackson September 25, 2018
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Matthew is well Matthew…he can be a bitch much some times but over all a great guy.He hang long curly hair and dark brown eyes.At first sight you may see him as a goofy country guy with a gardening problem but you would be wrong.He always knows how to make you laugh and cheer you up when your at your lowest.He also loves to travel and make his world worth living.He also pretty innocent on the outside but a freak in the sheets behind close doors.Overall when you have a Matthew in your life don’t let him do.
Yo Matthew put the gardening tools down you got a problem.
by KenKay03 September 4, 2021
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