Definitions by MyDogHasAPirateBeard
fauxen
A girl that's stunning when seen from afar, then on closer inspection turns out to be made of more plastic than Barbie.
"I saw this beautiful girl across the room. However, on closer inspection I saw the plastic surgeons had gotten there first. *All* the plastic surgeons. My third fauxen sighting tonight--welcome to Vegas!"
fauxen by MyDogHasAPirateBeard July 12, 2015
body by mattel
"Nothing on that gal is more than 5 years old. My daughter has Barbie dolls older than that. I wonder if she's stamped with a Body by Mattel" logo. " See fauxen
body by mattel by MyDogHasAPirateBeard July 12, 2015
Word of the Day on July 19, 2015