Matt B 

A short retard who doesn't like who calls hi a gay, eve though he is

"Oh Matt B is totally a gay" "No I'm not" " you are, I saw you kiss Your best friend yesterday" " Ya know what, I cant argue with that"

Matt B by Jimbob872345 October 23, 2018

Matt Bellamy 

Frontman of Muse, tends to wear interesting glittery outfits.
Can be used in general conversation referring to his interesting fashion sense.

Oh that coat is so glittery! It's so Matt Bellamy!

Matt Bellamy by LoperDoper November 5, 2010

Matt Barlow 

Matt Barlow is the former Iced Earth lead vocalist. He has the best metal voice known to man, and is probably the main reason why the band kicked so much ass. He left after the events on 9/11 to peruse a career as a law enforcement officer. The fans of Iced Earth were extremely saddened by his departure, but support his decision to do whatever he wants with his life. Iced Earth currently has Tim "Ripper" Owens on vocals. Owens is not quite as good as Barlow was, but is still a solid vocalist.

Set "Did you know that the voice of Jesus sounds very similar to that of Matt Barlow's voice. The only difference is that Jesus's voice isn't as cool."

Matt Barlow by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

Matt Berry 

Talented British musician,actor,comedian. Starred in many Tv programs such as The Mighty Boosh,Snuff Box,The IT crowd, Garth marenghis darkplace,AD/BC and the Peter Serafinowicz show.

Also very good looking and has an amazing voice/accent

"If i should die of smallpox stick my remains in my snuffbox"

"i'll just take that have a piss and be off"

"Matt Berry is a sexy beast!"

Matt Berry by charlotte wilkinson December 3, 2007

Matt Bauer 

Brother of the popular character Jack Bauer from the series 24. Assumed dead, Matt Bauer is an assasin working for "Chapter", a U.S. "black-ops" program. Matt Bauer has killed 140 men, and he enjoyed every single kill. Matt prides himself on killing his targets in varying creative ways such as: using a pizza cutter to slash victims throat, focing subject to consume an entire bottle of Dave's Insanity Hot Sauce.

Unlike Jack Bauer's classic line" Damn, there's no time!",
Matt also has a signature line:"Damn, I'm hungry."

Agent A - Sir, Matt Bauer just killed 10 innocent people inside a McDonalds because they forgot to put ketchup in his bag.

Agent B - No ketchup? Those bastards!!!

Matt Bauer by Mr. Asshole August 24, 2006

matt bomer 

A very attractive man who is admired by all. Thought by many to be the real Messiah. He saved us all from certain ugliness. His beautifulness overpowered all of the ugly in the world. His jaw line reserected all of the little brown eyed and brown haired children creating the Bomer race. This race is far more powerful than the Aryan Race, created by none other than Hitler. This Bomer Race wins with its brown eyes and brown hair against the blue eyed and blonde haired Hitler Youth. The Bomer Youth is superior. Heil Bomer.

Matt Bomer's Jawline Resurrected the Bomer Race.

matt bomer by The real Messiah January 15, 2015

matt bellamy 

The centuries geinus guitarist. Plays in "Muse" which is best live! Matt is best a throwing out riffs left right and center. Best riffs in Stockholm Syndrome. He plays manson guitars

matt bellamy is pure geinus on his guitars!

matt bellamy by iMuse October 30, 2007