A sarcastic little bellend who loves himself lots. Big heart but can be confused easily. Who generally loves both genders but likes to bum goats
by SycoSammiCrazyClare November 2, 2017
He is a gaylord , Mat-Trex
by Jemoederopeendriewieler June 6, 2017
A mat-tock is referring to and asshole who over quotes starwars and dead memes from a year ago, although he can be a nice guy, he’s still generally a wanker and will ruin your day, he also matches the iq of a coffee mug
by Not a mat-tock August 10, 2019
X: do you put down a layer of toilet roll before you take a dump so that water doesn’t splash?
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!
by HungBoi May 18, 2021
by Terminator69420 September 4, 2020
Someone that a cocky person thinks is there to back down and get walked on because their head and heart hardened while their ass is still soft.
The cocky guy/girl thought that he/she was tougher than the guy he/she thought was a welcome mat, and thought that the welcome mat would be outmachoed or outtoughed at everything in life.
by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021
Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
by That Fuhking guy August 14, 2022