Matouš

Matouš is very intelligent person. He is very strong and massive. He is not a SIMP, girls are SIMPing him. He is giga-chad alfa male. He is secretly banging ur mommy every night. Matouš is every normal man idol.

Hey Matouš, how are you?
Yes.

by mommabanger November 22, 2021

Matouš

Matouš is very intelligent and beautiful person. He is the alfa male and every girl likes him, even your mom. Matouš is very strong and he got massive heart for every girl. He is idol of every normal man. He is obsessed with Dota 2, he is still rank 1 on EU servers.

Normal Matouš's conversation :
Hey how are you today?

Yes.

What girl do you like?

I really like the girl that gave you birth.

by mommabanger November 23, 2021

Matouš

Matouš or the gift of God usually Matouš is sweet and caring guy, he is clever. Matouš of this type usually only ever love one person!

If youre name is Matouš you are lucky

by Pertenz November 21, 2021

Matouš

A Czech Guy who is good at sports and hitting sick 360 No-scopes.

P1: Why won‘t they play with me?
P2: It‘s because you‘re a Matouš; they‘re afraid.

by Tetooine November 23, 2021

Matouš

Matouš is a very sexy and nice guy. If you will ever be alone with Matouš, you will have 100% sex with him. Matouš is also a very funny and sporty guy.

If you know someone named Matouš, you have a good life.

by leonardo dycapryo November 22, 2021