Either a makeup loving bodybuilder or a hardcore butch lesbian.
Matilda is nice until you really get to know her which may take approximately 36 years. However when you get to know her for real there’s a high chance of either knowing a smol bean who needs food, sleep and hoodies or you’ll get a maniac with the darkest humour that no one can exceed.
Beware, you cannot escape Matilda. She will always find you with the power of anime.
Matilda is nice until you really get to know her which may take approximately 36 years. However when you get to know her for real there’s a high chance of either knowing a smol bean who needs food, sleep and hoodies or you’ll get a maniac with the darkest humour that no one can exceed.
Beware, you cannot escape Matilda. She will always find you with the power of anime.
Person: Matilda I’ve known you for 36 years now :)
Matilda *slowly turning into a smol adorable human bean*: gIVE ME FOOD AND HOODIES
(Alternative universe)
Person: Matilda I’ve known you for 36 years now :)
Matilda *nails growing sharp and eyes turning red while holding a knife*: this knife can’t kill you more times than You’re going to anyway but I’ll kill you another day *tsundere laugh*
Matilda *slowly turning into a smol adorable human bean*: gIVE ME FOOD AND HOODIES
(Alternative universe)
Person: Matilda I’ve known you for 36 years now :)
Matilda *nails growing sharp and eyes turning red while holding a knife*: this knife can’t kill you more times than You’re going to anyway but I’ll kill you another day *tsundere laugh*
by Some person yote January 7, 2019
A common ghetto name in older centuries where women named Matilda often could be found in kitchens doing ''women-work'', like cleaning, washing and cooking. They also smell extremely bad, can be compared with an anus with clamydia. The name Matilda is often associated with hatred and ugliness.
by snusistheonlylove December 11, 2016
Verb. To eat in entirety in one sitting, usually in front of an audience held in awe. From the 1996 film Matilda which contains a famous scene of a boy eating an entire chocolate cake.
by trevorrrrrr July 2, 2012
The odd purple things found in the corner of the level in Burial Mounds in Halo 2. No one knows what they are except that they are matildas.
by Fjord April 29, 2005
The purple blocks found in Halo 2. Most prevalently found in one corner of Burial Mounds. To all knowledge they are useless.
by Robertina April 29, 2005
tough, ambitious person who loves animals and is a complete animal whisperer. they are fantastic at art and wouldn't harm a fly. they are small but special and are the walking definition of big things come in small packages. they are pretty and love horseback riding. they are an overall amazing, bubbly friend who loves and adores animals.
by edcrfvtgbyhn August 10, 2020