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The actual best name in the entire world. It also means gift of God, I think.
Someone: What's your name?
Me: The best one.
Someone: So it's Mathieu?
Me: Yes. Now; you killed my father, prepare to die.
Mathieu by Tuna (TuneyPerson) November 9, 2020
The Most Amazing person in the world! It is said whoever has this name has powers to seduce every women in the world! People with the name "Matheus" also contain in them magical powers.
oh Matheus just made feed his pet unicorn
Matheus by Timmyturnerjr November 29, 2011

Mathieu Dodge 

Utterly lacking in discernment and critical thinking capabilities. Exhibiting an astounding inability to grasp even the most basic concepts.
During the team meeting, John proposed a completely impractical and nonsensical strategy that not only overlooked fundamental aspects of the project but also showed no understanding of its feasibility. His idea was nothing short of a 'Mathieu Dodge,' leaving everyone puzzled by his lack of logical reasoning.
A MAN WHO HATE SNIERS EG. MATHIUS CHUA YAO WEI
"HEY are you MATHIUS?" "NO , I'm NOT, I LOVE SNIERS"
mathius by MARTANCABELLO December 26, 2021
Ancient Egyption Mathieu means "El Grande"
as in someone with a huge penis, know only to immortals,
also Mathieu mean the most attractive man ever
that guy has a Mathieu of a penis
Mathieu by begalfull April 23, 2009
The Sexiest Type Of Person Alive , Every Girl Would Like To Have a Matheus , And every guy is jealous of him . He Is also very experienced in bed .
Girl ; Omg ! look at matheus The Sexiest guy !

Boy ; He can go Fuck Himself .
Matheus by Adam focker November 6, 2011