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Masturbation Nation

it's the use of pretty and/or sexy people to induce the public into an idiot stare and ignore the big important problems that affect their lives. The viewers get orgasmic from what they see.
Television, newspapers, Internet articles, magazines and other outlets often use pictures of beautiful people to promote ideas and to sell products. Now in articles concerning lovely stars on the Net people put on comments like cougar, MILF, I'd do her or I'd hit it etc. TV news, movies, music and other means of entertainment often use women who have sex appeal but no intelligence to manipulate your fantasies. Examples:

1. I was in a bar and the TV (set on MTV2) played a Spice Girls video. All the other guys gawked at it even though the Girls had no musicality whatsoever and the song was crap.

2. Bob Dole was in a Pepsi ad where he admired a certain talentless diva on his TV. Dole has an honorable enough track record but this was quite unbecoming of him, this ad had no class at all.

3. American Idol often features PYTs that can't sing to save their lives. And then there's Paula Abdul who does have some talent...

4. It's common to see pretty news reporters who report awful events with a smile. Then the news crew may slip in unimportant stories about some dumb diva getting her head shaved. Then there's a BRIEF report on war and recession then it's back to the cutesy-wutsey stuff. Then after some time passes families lose sons and fathers to combat, people lose jobs, careers, homes, freedom, individuality, their souls and money.

Then one day people look around and the fog begins to lift. More shillmeisters crawl out from under the woodwork and some hate groups appear from under the rocks. The public has been deceived. Thieves have pulled out the rug from under the people of a Masturbation Nation.

4. Hit you in a soft place with sentimental ease.
They know all the fantasies that you romance to.
Watch her every move
SUPERCONDUCTOR.

RUSH

5. Whatever happened to equality of the sexes? It's a masturbation nation.
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Masturbation Nation

A country with a high proportion of lonely single men or pubescent teenagers who cannot find women to fulfill their sexual desires, so they resort to extreme masturbation to cope with the anxiety and depression associated with the loneliness. For example, the UK is full of wankers, so it could be considered a masturbation nation. Who knows though there is no official organisation responsible for naming a masturbation nation.
Hey Junaid, I heard your girlfriend dumped you. Don't worry you are part of the masturbation nation now, we will take good care of you
Masturbation Nation by Juna358 April 7, 2019

The Masturbation Nation 

ME: I really like your shirt. Thats Jade on it, are you a fan?
Y/N: Yess! I am part of the masturbation nation

NATIONAL MASTURBATION DAY 

June 10th is national masturbation day, it’s time to beat your dick until it hurts and also time to finger your clit until you squirt. Go fuck yourselves
Today is national Masturbation Day ! Let’s beat our meats together

National Masturbation Day 

April 19th, national jerk off day for everyone!

🖐️🍆💦

🖐️🐱💦
"Hey Brianna, it's national masturbation day tomorrow!"

National Masturbation Day 

Jimmy- hey you ready for tomorrow?

skyla- whats tomorrow?

jimmy- national masturbation day!

National Masturbation Together Day 

April 26 is an national masturbation together day! Go find your friend, your partner and masturbate together with them
Hey, wanna go masturbate?
What do you mean?
Its national masturbation together day!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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