1. A yoga-like pose assumed in similar fashion to yoga's "gate pose" but with the hand in the crotch region. Mythical belief is that as a lion reaches climax from masturbation, this is the posture he assumes. Thought to intimidate other males and arouse the sleaziest of females of the pride.
Dude: Do you see how drunk that dude is?
Lad: Yeah, oh my goodness, he's stumbling backwards and just fell...but he impressively caught himself with one arm down on the ground and still managed to keep his beer upright!
Dude: Wooahh man, I can't believe that! Did he really? He just pulled off the masturbating lion!
Lad: Yeah, oh my goodness, he's stumbling backwards and just fell...but he impressively caught himself with one arm down on the ground and still managed to keep his beer upright!
Dude: Wooahh man, I can't believe that! Did he really? He just pulled off the masturbating lion!
by Richard Swallow May 20, 2011