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mastriano

The spilled ejaculate of someone who is overly excited and fails to contain their expressions into a tissue.
Hunter Biden got mastriano everywhere after watching the FBI raid of Trump at Mar-A-Lago live on his laptop.
by beerhider August 9, 2022
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Annie Mastriano

The most gorgeous girl in the world who can make me laugh and light up the room.
by Annie mastriano hubby February 15, 2019
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Mariano Crime Family

The Mariano Crime Family is a Family that was started by a young male while in middle school, that started out as an italian gang in Elmira, NY.

The main bosses name is Leon Mariano who is around 75 years old. Its also believed that they have people ranging as far west as Jamestown NY, and as far East as NYC, their consigliere is even rumored to be a past worker of the Bonanno crime family.

The Mariano Family is also believed to have connections with casinos in Las Vegas.
"That mans got connections with The Mariano Crime Family, so be nice"

"Elmira, is mainly The Mariano Crime Family territory"
by George Newman June 2, 2009
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jess mariano

saimas husband, the perfect guy with the BEST hair 😌
by Aababhgirk January 30, 2021
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Mariano Rivera

The greatest closer in baseball history. Period. End of Story.
Dude #1: Mariano Rivera
Dude #2: The dude that blew a world series by throwing a ball into center field?
Dude #1: Yeah, the dude that has the lowest career post season average, 500+ saves, the lowest career era among relief pitchers and the most saves in post season and world series history.

Dude #2: Damn.
by yanks42 July 15, 2009
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Mariano Castano

Mariano is a curly headed Mexican who is mostly known for TikToks he is currently situated in Ottawa, Canada he is mad sexy no cap and his deep voice is just ughhhh and his big lips 😫
Mariano Castano is sexy asl

Mariano Castano is my sexy Mexican baby daddy
Mariano Castano is the CEO of kappa and roots
by thatwhitelatina December 28, 2019
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Mastrangelo

Man hes such a Mastrangelo
by Joey Mastrangelo September 26, 2008
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