alternate name for the commonwealth of Massachusetts given due to the controlling nature of the state government and the majority of residents are indeed assholes
i couldnt take being told every little thing i can or cant do so i moved from the communistwealth of massiveassholes to new hampshire
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.