A state located in New England. Boston is the largest city in Massachusetts, and Worcester is the second biggest.
New Hampshire people tend to hate people from Massachusetts, but they're just jealous because there's more things to do in Massachusetts than there is in New Hampshire.
by Chewy October 16, 2004
A state located in New England that all other states should give thanks to, purely for the fact we started this country. And if any other state says otherwise, it is a widespread idea that these states should be given to the canadans, because everyone knows that canadans don't count.
Thank you Masachusetts for being both senic and beautiful, and harsh and dirty. Especially thank you Southie for breeding some of the best scum of the earth.
by Little Miss Mass April 25, 2005
A very wonderful state located in the always beautiful new england. Cold snowy winters,warm sunny summers,colorful treed autumns,and flowering springs. Home of the most wonderful Boston Red sox and New England Patriots. Let me add that westfield is the bestfield of mass.
by Elizabeth from bestfield January 22, 2005
the best place in the world. It has more history than probably any other U.S. state. It is also home to the country's most aggressive drivers, the Kennedys, the world's best colleges and universites, many democrats, the New England Patriots, the beloved Boston Red Sox, married gays, and the best people you will ever meet. It costs a fortune to live here, taxes are ridiculous, and everyone you know is either irish or italian, or both, and hating the NY Yankees is part of culture. People who live here experience the best of all four seasons and have easy access to beaches, lakes, rivers, and mountains (for skiing). Its not unusual for residents to use New Hampshire for its tax-free prices and illegal fireworks. ;
person 1: where do you live?
person 2: I live in Massachusetts.
person 1: Lucky. shit i live in friggen Montana
person 2: I live in Massachusetts.
person 1: Lucky. shit i live in friggen Montana
by becccca August 24, 2006
Home to quite a few sports teams, such as the Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, Boston Celtics, Boston Bruins, Worcester Ice Cats, and a bunch of other less important ones. The first perfect game of baseball was pitched in Worcester (my hometown). Also, Robert Cormier, and Esther Forbes, both famous authors are from Worcester. Massachusetts is home to one of the most famous orchestras in the world (Boston Pops), one of only five in the US which have starting salary's of $100,000. Also, MA is home to the only institution in the North East dedicated to the collection, preservation, exhibition, and interpretation of arms and armor. (Higgins Armory Museum-Worcester) Worcester also houses the nation's "finest pre-Civil War concert hall," Mechanics Hall. Massachusetts played a very important part in the development of the American nation, beginning with the Pilgrims. Also, there were the Salem Witch Trials, the Battles of Concord and Lexington, , the Boston Tea Party, and all those things you learn in American History class. Massachusetts is also the first state to allow gay marriages, much to the chagrin of many residents. There are gay festivals held in Boston Common every summer. I accidentally walked into one unknowingly... Also, Massachusetts is a great example of the renowned 'Crazy New England Weather.' Theres snow in the winter (a LOT), it gets WICKED HOT in the summer, there is beautiful foliage in the fall, and pretty blossoms in the spring. Terms from this region include WICKED, FRIGGIN, which can be used separately, or together (WICKED FRIGGIN), BUBBLER (water fountain), JIMMIES (sprinkles), UEY (u turn), Candlepin Bowling, COMMON (park in the middle of the city), and CELLAR (basement). Massachusetts has in it a bunch of important universities, such as Harvard, MIT, Wellesley, WPI, and Tufts. As well as like 12345 other colleges and universities...I mean theres more colleges in my city then there are in the whole state of Alaska, I'm not even kidding!
I live in Massachusetts, as opposed to, you living in Massachusetts...Chargoggamanchaugagoggcharbunnagungamog... aka...Webster Lake
by Er!ca August 31, 2005
A state part of New England where gays can get married. It is also home to the Red Sox, Super bowl champion Patriots, the Bruins, and the wicked sucky celtics and also called taxachusetts because the taxes are to damn high
I live in Massachusetts.
by mike H. May 17, 2004
The name of the natives of Massachusetts Bay, as well as their language. This is where Massachusetts got its name from. The first bible in North America was written in Natick,MA, in the Massachusett language, because publishing english bibles in the 13 colonies was illegal at the time. The language is often referred to as Wampanoag because the Wampanoag tribe in Plymouth spoke Massachusett as well. Crispus Attucks(the first man to get killed in the Boston Massacre) was a Massachusett from Natick.
Massachusetts man 1: Did you know we have our own language
Massachussetts man 2: Really, what is it?
Massachusetts man 1: Massachusett! It's what the natives spoke.
Massachussetts man 2: Really, what is it?
Massachusetts man 1: Massachusett! It's what the natives spoke.
by 617-Irish-American-Mass February 12, 2020