Mason Manalo 

Mason Manalo is the best person to ever exist. He is very tall and cute. Extremely handsome and the sweetest guy ever. So many girls think Mason is hot but he only has eyes for this one short girl. He has the best smile and best jokes to exist.(cute laugh too) he may or may not be ticklish on his stomach and arm pits.... He loves basketball. I mean seriously with his heart. He has the most beautiful brown eyes, the most handsome facial structure with perfect hair, perfect body , perfect personality. Everything. If you find yourself someone as caring, thoughtful, and amazing as Mason, you'd be lucky. Not many guys out there have such an outstanding personality. He also isn't the aggressive type. He's more calm than anything. He really could pull you out of a bad mood. He never yells or gets furious with any of your actions and is an extremely nice and welcoming man to anyone he meets. He has a way with his words. He will treat you as if you are a queen. He will unconditionally love and support you throughout everything. He is the most smartest man you'd ever meet too. The thing about Mason Manalo is that he is definitely an amazing, thoughtful, understanding person. You wouldn't be able to explain how you feel when you come across someone like this. If you ever feel down, he's there for you. If you ever feel insecure, he's reassuring you that you're the most beautiful girl ever. If you're ever in any situation he's there for you.

I love you Mason.

'Have you met Mason Manalo?? He is the cutest, sweetest boy ever! Just look at him!"

Mason Manalo by Susie Erwins May 2, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012