A situation where no matter what decision is made, the outcome shall be unfavorable for the decision maker
"Oh dear, that's a real Michael Masi you have there"
by SaveTheFlurken May 1, 2022
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One's whose forearms are monstrously massive in nature, usually not attributed to weight training of any form but through sheer he-man like, "god-given" testoterone of tremendous proportion.
Dude, that bogue over there has total Popeye arms.

Nah man he doesn't he's got mike MASI forearms.
by That Guy Getzz $$ July 17, 2011
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Guy who makes very important decisions in Formula 1, also terrible at making important decisions
A word used to describe someone who's an utter clown
An utter clown
Someone who played an important role in the shitshow that was the Saudi Arabian GP which was the first edition of Formula 1 deal or no deal, directed by him
Makes random inconsistent decisions and yeah have I mentioned he's a clown?
Look at that guy lmao, he makes terrible decisions
What a Michael Masi, haha!
by TMKeel21 December 15, 2021
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F1 race director, who is known for making many controversial decisions in the 2021 F1 season, including the safety car procedure in the season finale in Abu Dhabi. He is the successor to Charlie Whiting as the race director as of 2019.
Toto Wolff - “No Michael, no, no, that was so not right!”
Lewis Hamilton - “Man, this has been manipulated, man.”
Michael Masi - “Toto, we went car racing.”
by guif December 21, 2021
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Check out that girl she's a real Masie Dee

Last night a pulled a right Masie

She shagged like a Masie Dee
by Turners Lad June 16, 2011
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My Aunt Jane let us eat cookies in bed. Jane is the caca masi!!
by sugarlil April 1, 2005
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A person who is perfect in every way, they are awesome and intelligent. A person who’s existence lightens up your day
That guy over there, he’s a real Masi Basi”
by BananaJuice November 14, 2021
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