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Maruchan Ramen 

Top Ramen is the most famous brand of ramen instant noodles. Maruchan Ramen is virtually the same thing, but cheaper and made in the USA. Often a staple diet of "poor college students", but as the economy continues to worsen, more and more it it become a staple of people everywhere. Currently sold in a 12pk at your local Walmart for $2.50 -- $3.00 or individually for less than a quarter.

Maruchan is a brand of instant noodles and is a division of Toyo Suisan, a Japanese conglomerate. The name translates from Japanese into English as "little circle." They can be found in a packaged form to be cooked on a stove, in a cup to which boiled water is added, or can be microwaved. The noodles contain no preservatives, although they are cooked in vegetable oil preserved with TBHQ.

Maruchan Ramen noodles are made in Irvine, California, USA, and Richmond, Virginia, USA.

Dried or precooked noodles fused with oil, and often sold with a packet of flavoring. Dried noodles are usually eaten after being cooked or soaked in boiling water for 3 to 5 minutes, while precooked noodles can be reheated, or eaten straight from the packet. Although similar products were available in dynastic China, modern instant noodles were invented by Momofuku Andō of Nissin Foods.

Instant noodles are often criticized as being unhealthy or junk food. A single serving of instant noodles is high in carbohydrates but low in fiber, vitamins and minerals. Noodles are typically fried as part of the manufacturing process, resulting in high levels of saturated fat and/or trans fat. Additionally, if served in an instant broth, it typically contains high amounts of sodium. The current U.S. Recommended Dietary Allowance of sodium for adults and children over 4 years old is 2,400 mg/day. Some brands may have over 3,000 mg of sodium per package in extreme cases.
I've cut my monthly grocery bill to a fraction of what it used to be since I'm living on Maruchan Ramen!
Maruchan Ramen by RosieTX1 March 7, 2009
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Maruchan Ramen 

The ideal food for college students and poor people (although both are sadly interchangeable in modern day America) for five simple reasons:

1. It's always dirt cheap, only costing a few cents

2. All you need is water and three minutes in the microwave to cook them, which is especially useful if you're in a dorm since your cooking options will be very limited

3. They take a long time to expire, lasting 2-3 years

4. They come in a variety of different flavors, from beef to shrimp

5. They are very easy to spruce up. Wanna crack an egg and add it to your ramen? Go ahead. How about chopped sausages? By all means. Shredded cheese? Oh hell yeah. Hot sauce? Definitely
My student debt makes me wanna jump into heavy traffic, but at least I still have Maruchan Ramen

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

give a hoot don't pollute 

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting
*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
Word of the Day on July 1, 2026