I live here, so some of you stupid people don't know what you're talking about. We have moderate temperatures and have pretty nice houses. There are a couple of of streets like School Road East. The school district is really good. Great, smart teachers. There really is NOTHING to do!!!!!! Just going to the Freehold Raceway Mall to shop, go to the new dog park, go to the parks, the recreation center, or the library. We have a small plaza with an awesome pizza parlor and a great dim sum place called. We have a senior Living Center, for Senior Citizens to live in when they are older. There are Girl Scouts that are in town. A couple of ttroops, not many. We have many different cultures here. From Chinese to Albainian. We have many religons too. From Christian to Muslim. We are very different. Most people DO come from Brooklyn or New York, They still comute like regular people. Like you. And the girls don't wear fancy or designer stuff. I mean, some girls wear Juicy, but that's as fance or designer as we get in Marlboro. Agree with number 6, the ONLY good defintion of Marlboro. So, shut your stupid, suckish, pig mouths and forget what everyone else says, Marlboro, NJ is a GREAT town!
Guy 1: "Hey, I'm new in Marlboro,NJ. Where's a good place to get some great food here?"
Guy 2: Oh, well there's Crown Palace on Main Street, or Romeo's or Bagel Talk for breakfast.
Guy 1: Oh, thanks. Is there a place for my dog to play off leash in town?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's right near the library, in front of the rec center.
Guy 1: Thanks again. But would you also know where a soccor feild or a park is?
Guy 2: Yeah, there are a bunch everywhere. Near the rec center, or at the schools.
Guy 1: Do you guys have a good school system?
Guy 2: Yep, the schools even have anti-bullying seminars for the children. So, the school would be bully-free!
Guy 1: Okay, thank you so much.
Guy 2: Oh, well there's Crown Palace on Main Street, or Romeo's or Bagel Talk for breakfast.
Guy 1: Oh, thanks. Is there a place for my dog to play off leash in town?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's right near the library, in front of the rec center.
Guy 1: Thanks again. But would you also know where a soccor feild or a park is?
Guy 2: Yeah, there are a bunch everywhere. Near the rec center, or at the schools.
Guy 1: Do you guys have a good school system?
Guy 2: Yep, the schools even have anti-bullying seminars for the children. So, the school would be bully-free!
Guy 1: Okay, thank you so much.
by symbarayluv April 08, 2012
a town in Monmouth County where everybody is conceited, wealthy brats. 90% of the people there a spoiled rich bitches who think mommy and daddy can support them forever and they don't have to work at all. the other 10% of people there are actually normal, down-to-earth people who will actually do well in life and have friends that are actually real, and not fake like the rest of this terrible town.
Some people are wannabe whores and village bicycles.
Some people are wannabe whores and village bicycles.
by singingchef December 26, 2010
A Drama infested rathole town located in Monmouth county where 95% of the people and kids are 2 faced backstabbing snobs and enjoy starting drama. 75% of the population is jewish 15% are italian that think they are better than everyone, and the other 10% are misc. cultures. the town is seriously messed up with the crowd of kids that are present ranging from the random druggie and punk kid to the party all day no successful future "popular kid". The school system is absolutely ludicrous and is an absolute laughing stock for the amount of money spent in taxes in this scum ridden town. most of the people are down right jackasses who treat each other and act like a bunch of animals. rt. 79 seems to be the divider between high society and working/middle class (with the exception of the piss hole development across from the newer middle school which is also working/middle class) however most people have no class and are jerks regardless of the side of rt. 79 that they live on. as a kid in this town, if you want to be successful in life and take life, education and similar values seriously you are un popular and uncool. if you are a borderline alcoholic by the time you are in the 10th grade & smoke weed and chew tobacco well then congratulations, you are popular. In a nutshell this town is filled with two faced dirtbag people who have no regard for others. it is a disgrace between the amount of drugs that circulates between the town's kids and the amount of taxes that people pay.
John: Hey Bob how have you been
Bob: alright how about yourself?
John: i'm good. I haven't seen you in a while
Bob: well i moved to Marlboro, nj
John's thought: well that figures, he always was a 2 faced dirtbag. and come to think of it, so were his kids
Bob: alright how about yourself?
John: i'm good. I haven't seen you in a while
Bob: well i moved to Marlboro, nj
John's thought: well that figures, he always was a 2 faced dirtbag. and come to think of it, so were his kids
by MarlboroSucks January 20, 2012
Yall are spoiled if you think Marlboro is a bad town. There are people that in areas surrounded by fucking gangs, where school districts dont teach jack shit. Marlboro is not this. If you choose to have a good experience you will have one. If you choose to have a good education you WILL have one, I can guarantee this. Sure there are druggies and fake bitches who sound so fake you want to shoot yourself, however if you are with the right people u ain't gonna get that.
Marlboro, nj is aight
by Gsnscxj whskevs October 03, 2019
A bunch of assholes in a small town, everyones addicted to blues and doesn't give a fuck about where they end out in life. A bunch of unmotivated asshole guidos and bitchy girls who judge people by designer clothes and what car they drive. Scum Central? Don't go here you'll regret it.
Dude: Yo man i heard marlboro, nj sucks.
Dude #2: True, i heard that too
Dude #3: Me too man
Marlboro Guido: Yo bitch you owe me 35 dollars, i need some more hair gel and blues.
Dude #2: True, i heard that too
Dude #3: Me too man
Marlboro Guido: Yo bitch you owe me 35 dollars, i need some more hair gel and blues.
by GuidoGenocide July 24, 2009
a town in monmouth county where all the girls are two faced whores. they spend their weekends getting drunk with their asshole boyfriends. in marlboro everything is rich rich rich. the girls are all snotty bitches and you can't trust anyone. they depend on their coach and everything of that sort to be "popular" . worst town alive.
guy 1:" hey lets go to a party in marlboro, nj"
guy 2:"yeah dude and maybe we could pick up a couple of those marlboro whores"
guy 2:"yeah dude and maybe we could pick up a couple of those marlboro whores"
by marlboroishorrible September 19, 2010
Honestly the worst town ever. The whole town consists of soccer moms and Jews. Not to mention the nasty Facebook page. These people are so annoying and cry if their daughter didn’t make the school cheer team. Ugh I hate this town so much and yes unfortunately I live here :(
New neighborhood in Marlboro, nj ; hi I’m Jennifer your new neighborhood.
Petty soccer mom who lives in Marlboro, nj
: ok cool *texts her soccer mom friends
Petty soccer mom who lives in Marlboro, nj
: ok cool *texts her soccer mom friends
by Pineapple52893 March 11, 2019