1 definition by symbarayluv

I live here, so some of you stupid people don't know what you're talking about. We have moderate temperatures and have pretty nice houses. There are a couple of of streets like School Road East. The school district is really good. Great, smart teachers. There really is NOTHING to do!!!!!! Just going to the Freehold Raceway Mall to shop, go to the new dog park, go to the parks, the recreation center, or the library. We have a small plaza with an awesome pizza parlor and a great dim sum place called. We have a senior Living Center, for Senior Citizens to live in when they are older. There are Girl Scouts that are in town. A couple of ttroops, not many. We have many different cultures here. From Chinese to Albainian. We have many religons too. From Christian to Muslim. We are very different. Most people DO come from Brooklyn or New York, They still comute like regular people. Like you. And the girls don't wear fancy or designer stuff. I mean, some girls wear Juicy, but that's as fance or designer as we get in Marlboro. Agree with number 6, the ONLY good defintion of Marlboro. So, shut your stupid, suckish, pig mouths and forget what everyone else says, Marlboro, NJ is a GREAT town!
Guy 1: "Hey, I'm new in Marlboro,NJ. Where's a good place to get some great food here?"
Guy 2: Oh, well there's Crown Palace on Main Street, or Romeo's or Bagel Talk for breakfast.
Guy 1: Oh, thanks. Is there a place for my dog to play off leash in town?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's right near the library, in front of the rec center.
Guy 1: Thanks again. But would you also know where a soccor feild or a park is?
Guy 2: Yeah, there are a bunch everywhere. Near the rec center, or at the schools.

Guy 1: Do you guys have a good school system?
Guy 2: Yep, the schools even have anti-bullying seminars for the children. So, the school would be bully-free!
Guy 1: Okay, thank you so much.
by symbarayluv April 8, 2012
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