he is a 6Ft4 Beach god among men. his penis shines like a Sword fresh from the forge. Red and leaky.
by Omairlovescock March 30, 2016
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MDHS is the most waste school, where kids vape too much. school is filled with so much white kids and wanna be’s. all the kids will try scare you and jump you. Everyone thinks there “ cool “ by vaping and sniffing *you knowww. The principal is so trash, and last year someone was caught vaping in the stalls. The programs are a waste of time and the teams at this school are so baddddd. If your gonna go to a highschool in Markham dont go here cause this school is pretty trash. If you do go here, your weird🥱🤣🤣
James : Yo what school are you going to?
Nathan : Markham District Highschool (MDHS) , bout you?
James : Yo sick bro, me too
Kuavee : Yall waste as fuck, MDHS is sucks!
by heheheimthecoolest🥳 December 19, 2019
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When you wabble your way to a guy awkwardly.
"Hey bro, why did you N.M.C.G over to her?
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"
by jas552 April 16, 2022
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A school that is known as "Mount Moron" and the name sure does fit! A rock could graduate from this school just as easily as the pot head students that attend.
See that kid? He smells like cow shit doesn't he? Yea. He's from Mount Markham
by anonymouspurplesock March 25, 2017
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An old Urban Legend surrounding the town of Markham to Ins-till fear into Criminals, Although people have reported seeing a man dressed in black with a Black Steel Katana and Red Glowing Eyes in the night of Markham.
The Markham Knight was there at Tim Hortons during the night of Donovan Fernandez’s apprehension.
by lappe November 22, 2021
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Allusion to a tragic hero in a tale of epic and infamous loss. Most correctly made towards one who is a sore loser.
"Man, you lost at scrabble by 150 points? I thought you were so smart."
"I hate you!" (Tears of anger.)
"Jeez Markham-Unit, it was only one game."
by A-tron-Duncan March 14, 2006
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Goofy school, mandem put more effort into jumping kids on the bus or in the washroom then they do in class. Cant even use the boys washroom 80% of the time cause its always closed due to police investigations. some kid tried burning down the school and lit the washroom on fire.
“Yeooo why are the cops here again?”

“oh some kid lit the washroom on fire again while he was trying to light his blunt styl”

“Say no more gango must have been LK and his boys”

LKs still locked up for pulling a knife on SK”

“Wrd, gotta love Markham District High School
by bk2neatttt June 21, 2023
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