Similar to other definitions listed, the Marines are truly kick-ass.
1. They are America's primary shock troopers. When the Army ducks their tails and runs... call in the Marines.
2. When you need a target assassinated there is no need to waste money on an expensive missile instead ask a Marine Scout Sniper to do it for free.
3. It is widely believed and accepted that when Marines die and go to heaven they are immediately recruited into God's personal bodyguard.
1. They are America's primary shock troopers. When the Army ducks their tails and runs... call in the Marines.
2. When you need a target assassinated there is no need to waste money on an expensive missile instead ask a Marine Scout Sniper to do it for free.
3. It is widely believed and accepted that when Marines die and go to heaven they are immediately recruited into God's personal bodyguard.
1. Guy 1: Hey did you see the Army retreat on CNN last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, but don't worry. Next time the Marines will kill 'em, and take back that land.
2. Dropping a missile on an intended target with possible collateral damage: $300,000 + an embarrassing story on CNN.
Equipping a Marine Scout Sniper with everything he needs and ensuring one clean shot through the target head: less than $500.
One less terrorist to fight against the U.S.A.: Priceless.
3. Marine 1: So you heard Mike was killed yesterday?
Marine 2: Yeah, but I'm not so sad about it. At least now he's protecting the Big Man upstairs.
Marine 1: Semper Fi to that!
Guy 2: Yeah, but don't worry. Next time the Marines will kill 'em, and take back that land.
2. Dropping a missile on an intended target with possible collateral damage: $300,000 + an embarrassing story on CNN.
Equipping a Marine Scout Sniper with everything he needs and ensuring one clean shot through the target head: less than $500.
One less terrorist to fight against the U.S.A.: Priceless.
3. Marine 1: So you heard Mike was killed yesterday?
Marine 2: Yeah, but I'm not so sad about it. At least now he's protecting the Big Man upstairs.
Marine 1: Semper Fi to that!
by An appreciative person. October 18, 2010
my boyfriend is a marine so all then duch bags talkin smack are pothetic you dont know what they go thru. once a marine always a marine.. the few the proud.. at least the maries dont have to bribe people to join.. also the army thats pothetic too they have yelling card which is if the drill insructor yells at the too much they can hold up a card for them to stop.. the mairnes dont have that they dont need it.. so people running their mouth.. you dont stand behind our tropps feel free to stand in frount of them!!
by A Marine's Girl October 9, 2007
Marin is a awesome guy. Shy but funny. Depressed but sarcastic. He is a guy who not many people want to be friends with but those who do are happy because he makes you feel better about yourself. You can be sad with him. He can send some good memes so he is amusing. Marin is not an alcoholic so he can get drunk after one shot of vodka.
He is loved by his dogs, and friends too.
He is loved by his dogs, and friends too.
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by Vegas March 29, 2003
Marine: Im so tough, you Army, Navy and Air Force guys are babies!
Sailor: You do realize that we provide your medics, right?
Army: And that we provide a lot of your equipment, right?
Air Force: And that we assist your air wing, right?
Marine: So what, you guys are still pussies!
Army: Yup, he's a Marine.
Sailor: You do realize that we provide your medics, right?
Army: And that we provide a lot of your equipment, right?
Air Force: And that we assist your air wing, right?
Marine: So what, you guys are still pussies!
Army: Yup, he's a Marine.
by Hooahguy July 3, 2011
Military personell that have been stuffed so full of shit that they think they are more useful than they actually are.
Common Marine culture states that their training is "a challenge of a liftime" and that they are invaluable to the modern U.S. military. They bring no more to the U.S. military than any other branch and their training is not much more difficult than anything you'll go through in the military. In fact, if you compared to the "elite warrior" (because Marines believe they are) programs of other branches it is easier.
They only believe all this because they are told this from the very beginning, including the recruiting process. The Marines have found a niche in recruiting by making people believe they are the "elite fighting" branch and it has worked effectively.
While other branches have taken other routes. Army recruiters tell you that combat is an option. Navy recruiters tell you that their boot camp is easy and is only six weeks. While Air Force recruiters will tell you that they are the most technological military branch and are the head of the U.S. military's nuclear power and aviation.
The truth is, joining the Army is becoming a soldier. A soldier is a warrior and a fighter so expect combat. Navy training is not easy, the basic training isn't even six weeks. All of the training can take anywhere from four months to two and a half years. The Air Force isn't the top in any fucking thing, they pretty much share nuclear and air dominance with the Navy.
Most people who join the military are boys who think that the Marines/Army/Navy/Air Force will make them men, when in reality it will just make them into assholes. The others who want to give something back to their country are heroes. I used to be the former and I've grown up since then.
Common Marine culture states that their training is "a challenge of a liftime" and that they are invaluable to the modern U.S. military. They bring no more to the U.S. military than any other branch and their training is not much more difficult than anything you'll go through in the military. In fact, if you compared to the "elite warrior" (because Marines believe they are) programs of other branches it is easier.
They only believe all this because they are told this from the very beginning, including the recruiting process. The Marines have found a niche in recruiting by making people believe they are the "elite fighting" branch and it has worked effectively.
While other branches have taken other routes. Army recruiters tell you that combat is an option. Navy recruiters tell you that their boot camp is easy and is only six weeks. While Air Force recruiters will tell you that they are the most technological military branch and are the head of the U.S. military's nuclear power and aviation.
The truth is, joining the Army is becoming a soldier. A soldier is a warrior and a fighter so expect combat. Navy training is not easy, the basic training isn't even six weeks. All of the training can take anywhere from four months to two and a half years. The Air Force isn't the top in any fucking thing, they pretty much share nuclear and air dominance with the Navy.
Most people who join the military are boys who think that the Marines/Army/Navy/Air Force will make them men, when in reality it will just make them into assholes. The others who want to give something back to their country are heroes. I used to be the former and I've grown up since then.
Immature Marine: ARMY stands for Ain't Ready for Marines Yet.
Rational Person: Just shut the fuck up, you're hurting my head.
Rational Person: Just shut the fuck up, you're hurting my head.
by Bosnian Cowboy July 9, 2005