whoever wrote the definition above is a moron. all branches require minimum ASVAB scores for different MOS (jobs). Although the US Army has significantly lowered its standards of entry and lowered the intensity of its "Basic Training" the Marine Corps standards have not changed and bootcamp is still a grueling 12 weeks which include long days of intense physical training and conditioning, as well as classes and testing on military knowlege and Marine Corps history and structure. But as in any govenment branch elite or not there are always idiots that slip throught the cracks
by ParrisIsland1999 0311 March 31, 2007
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A crazy, smart, strong, honorable, and one contrased motherfucker. Pretty religious too, don't take any of that respect beliefs or politically correct shit.
Your best friend in the pirate vs. ninja debate.
Better than Chuck Norris.
Your best friend in the pirate vs. ninja debate.
Better than Chuck Norris.
1. The Marine helped the child on his way to get water from the well and bring it back to the village, while he shot thirty seven terrorists in the face with an assault rifle made of sand.
2. The first Marines were pirates hired to help america in the revolutionary war. A couple of years later they fucked up all the sneaky ass ninjas in Japan.
You thought ninjas were cool...think again, bitch
3. Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
A Marine stared evil in the face, but before it could move, he ripped off its balls, and shoved it in fear's mouth and decapitatated it using his hands.
2. The first Marines were pirates hired to help america in the revolutionary war. A couple of years later they fucked up all the sneaky ass ninjas in Japan.
You thought ninjas were cool...think again, bitch
3. Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
A Marine stared evil in the face, but before it could move, he ripped off its balls, and shoved it in fear's mouth and decapitatated it using his hands.
by Chris Was Here July 05, 2009
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EXCUSE ME but all you army M***** F*****s need to listen up. marines are the first to war for one reason, we are the best. after we clear the area you pussy-foot it into the war zone to clear up the already dead bodies. just because you know you couldnt stand 13 weeks at PI and 3 week at Lejune dont mean you have to dis those that can.
Soldier: what happened here?! It looks like a RPG killed all 500 of these iraqis.
Soldier2: No 3 marines just went thru bout 20 minutes ago.
ARMY= Aint Real Men Yet
Soldier2: No 3 marines just went thru bout 20 minutes ago.
ARMY= Aint Real Men Yet
by devilheadjardog March 19, 2008
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The most diciplined fighting unit in the history of the modern military. A Marine is cunning, exacting, and most of all, deadly. A marine is trained to kill all enemies of the United States Govornemnt. A champion of freedom, and a defender of all of those cant defend themselves. A Marine is a soldier of freedom.
by SupaflyKC August 22, 2005
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marine= A being who knows he had to score well on the asvap or else he'd have to settle for the army. one who has to have a drop of common sence, or else he'd have to join the airforce. A person who knew he'd have to get his hands dirty and not be afraid to whipe them on his nancy white pants (navy). last of all, a United States Marine is someone who didn't just want to "settle" for having a job, but to live a life of honor, and not of privlage. we are the worlds elite, and its about time that all of you out there learn where your place is, and take a seat.
its not that we need the marines; we have an army, and navy and an airforce. there is only one reason why we are still here, and thats that the American people WANT us. we make sure all the evil is gone so that they can all sleep at night.
by lcpl m October 06, 2007
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WE STOLE THE EAGLE FROM THE AIR FORCE, THE ANCHOR FROM THE NAVY AND THE ROPE FROM THE ARMY.
ON THE SEVENTH DAY WHILE GOD RESTED, WE OVERRAN HIS PERIMETER, STOLE THE GLOBE AND WE'VE BEEN RUNNING THE WHOLE SHOW EVER SINCE.
WE LIVE LIKE SOLDIERS, TALK LIKE SAILORS, AND SLAP THE HELL OUT OF BOTH OF THEM.
WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD.
ON THE SEVENTH DAY WHILE GOD RESTED, WE OVERRAN HIS PERIMETER, STOLE THE GLOBE AND WE'VE BEEN RUNNING THE WHOLE SHOW EVER SINCE.
WE LIVE LIKE SOLDIERS, TALK LIKE SAILORS, AND SLAP THE HELL OUT OF BOTH OF THEM.
WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD.
by evil_kimberly August 18, 2009
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