Mariam almalki 

mariam is probably the funniest person to be alive.she can make anyone laugh by just looking at her. she’s so kind and can make anyone smile in second.and she cares whether it’s a big deal or not. I consider her as my best friend because she’s the only one that can make literally die of laughter or cry of happiness. if your bored she always comes up with that most random things to do. wether it’s making videos and pretending to be dearborn boys or telling the most craziest stories she’s always trying to make people happy. the second you become friends with mariam is when ur life actually feels different.there hasn’t been a day in my life that i laughed harder then when i’m with her. so to me mariam is a person that means so much to me. and she is the definition of a best friend.

Mariam almalki is the definition of a ideal friend.

Mariam almalki by yourmomperiodcom June 27, 2022

Mariam almalki 

Mariam is the best person you can be friends with. she’s the funniest person i know and can have u laughing on the floor and actually make u feel like u can’t breathe bc of how funny she is. she’s so caring and kind and can make anyone go from sad to happy in seconds.to me is my closest friend even though i’ve only known her for 7 months. but it isn’t time that tells how close u are with a person. she’s always up to do something and the stories she tells will have u busy for hours. when we became friends i felt different, in a good way. i felt more happy. bc when i say she’s the kindest and funniest person i know i mean it. to me,the name mariam doesnt just mean a word but instead a whole book. she is the definition of a best friend. she’s the only one that i actually feel really comfortable around. and if your bored she already has ideas of what to do wether it’s acting like dearborn boys and telling stories. your always doing something with her. to me mariam is the best friend you could ever have.

mariam almalki is the definition of a ideal friend.

Mariam almalki by yourmomperiodcom June 27, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008