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Mariam almalki 

mariam is probably the funniest person to be alive.she can make anyone laugh by just looking at her. she’s so kind and can make anyone smile in second.and she cares whether it’s a big deal or not. I consider her as my best friend because she’s the only one that can make literally die of laughter or cry of happiness. if your bored she always comes up with that most random things to do. wether it’s making videos and pretending to be dearborn boys or telling the most craziest stories she’s always trying to make people happy. the second you become friends with mariam is when ur life actually feels different.there hasn’t been a day in my life that i laughed harder then when i’m with her. so to me mariam is a person that means so much to me. and she is the definition of a best friend.
Mariam almalki is the definition of a ideal friend.
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Mariam is the best person you can be friends with. she’s the funniest person i know and can have u laughing on the floor and actually make u feel like u can’t breathe bc of how funny she is. she’s so caring and kind and can make anyone go from sad to happy in seconds.to me is my closest friend even though i’ve only known her for 7 months. but it isn’t time that tells how close u are with a person. she’s always up to do something and the stories she tells will have u busy for hours. when we became friends i felt different, in a good way. i felt more happy. bc when i say she’s the kindest and funniest person i know i mean it. to me,the name mariam doesnt just mean a word but instead a whole book. she is the definition of a best friend. she’s the only one that i actually feel really comfortable around. and if your bored she already has ideas of what to do wether it’s acting like dearborn boys and telling stories. your always doing something with her. to me mariam is the best friend you could ever have.
mariam almalki is the definition of a ideal friend.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026