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Mariam almalki 

mariam is probably the funniest person to be alive.she can make anyone laugh by just looking at her. she’s so kind and can make anyone smile in second.and she cares whether it’s a big deal or not. I consider her as my best friend because she’s the only one that can make literally die of laughter or cry of happiness. if your bored she always comes up with that most random things to do. wether it’s making videos and pretending to be dearborn boys or telling the most craziest stories she’s always trying to make people happy. the second you become friends with mariam is when ur life actually feels different.there hasn’t been a day in my life that i laughed harder then when i’m with her. so to me mariam is a person that means so much to me. and she is the definition of a best friend.
Mariam almalki is the definition of a ideal friend.
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Mariam almalki 

Mariam is the best person you can be friends with. she’s the funniest person i know and can have u laughing on the floor and actually make u feel like u can’t breathe bc of how funny she is. she’s so caring and kind and can make anyone go from sad to happy in seconds.to me is my closest friend even though i’ve only known her for 7 months. but it isn’t time that tells how close u are with a person. she’s always up to do something and the stories she tells will have u busy for hours. when we became friends i felt different, in a good way. i felt more happy. bc when i say she’s the kindest and funniest person i know i mean it. to me,the name mariam doesnt just mean a word but instead a whole book. she is the definition of a best friend. she’s the only one that i actually feel really comfortable around. and if your bored she already has ideas of what to do wether it’s acting like dearborn boys and telling stories. your always doing something with her. to me mariam is the best friend you could ever have.
mariam almalki is the definition of a ideal friend.
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