by patricia morarez October 14, 2020
The cutest and strongest guy you’ll ever meet, Marcos is the whole package. Marcos’s pack a mean 10 inches of raw schmeat. Marcos’s have a burning passion for minions, owning nearly all of the merchandise. Marcos will play video games like it’s a religion. Marcos’s have the best hair you’ll ever see in your lifetime to go along with that stunning six pack. You’d be lucky to have Marcos as a boyfriend but be careful cause he is drowning in females of all ages (watch out for your grandma). Marcos can bench 800 lbs with ease, squatting 1,300 no biggie. The raw schmeat could keep you afloat all night. I simply cannot compliment the pulsating, gargantuan of schmeat that Marcos’s behold. Marcos is a keeper for life, never let him go. You could get lost in The ocean that is Marcos’s eyes. You’ll fall in love with him instantly. Oh and did I mention the absolute masculinity of his throbbing, giant, schmeat. Get you a man named Marcos.
Girl 1: woah have you seen that dudes schmeat, it’s massive!!
Girl 2: I know right!! He must be a Marcos
Your Grandma: i think I’m in love!!😍
Girl 2: I know right!! He must be a Marcos
Your Grandma: i think I’m in love!!😍
by Bruh2012 March 12, 2020
by jangjee's girlfriend February 6, 2019
A cool dude, really mean to teachers, get really bad grades, does dares even if nobody tells him too
by Barragan March 15, 2017
Possibly one of the best people in the world, everyone wants to be friends with him, sometimes he is called a chick magnet, because of all the girls he attracts, it is very rare to find a Marcos out in a normal setting
by MaR_95 March 25, 2018