March 22

This day a kid named Parker was born and if you were born on this day u have freedom to do whatever you want for the rest of your life.

Him: why is March 22 so important?
Me: because our friend Parker was born

by Parky boy October 21, 2019

March 22 is the Day where your crush send you a 🍒 pic

by Harambe 2.0 jr March 22, 2022

March 22nd, kick your tallest guy friend in the balls, with permission.

Girl: Yo, it’s March 22nd can I kick your balls?
Boy: ayo, why not

by isimpforkimseungmin October 16, 2021

National cuddle day is that day so grab anyone at anytime and cuddle them.

by Remiboi March 22, 2022

March 22: give your boyfriend a hoodie; this will make his day<3

by JT679 March 22, 2022

National give your gf a hoodie day, if your gf is cold or just in general give your gf a hoodie

You: he babe its March 22 here's my hoodie

Her: aw thx babe I'll wear it whenever I can

by Dr_pepper2985 March 22, 2023

A:"Hey when were you born?"
B:"March 22"
A:"You dumb hoe!"