Chairman Mao’s (almost as bad) great granddaughter
Yo you gotta be careful of that Lisa Mao! She’s gonna be the next dictator like her ancestor
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boy: hey ur mao zu xi girlfriend

girl: thx ur too
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Highest king and founder of the Kekeke dynasty, which rules over Billistan until today.
He appears to be extremely inbred, which caused him to lose the ability to meow properly.
I had such an honor to be scratched by King Leo the Mao today. I feel so blessed.
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When a video is leaked showing the toughest alpha male in the neighborhood, performing oral sex and getting his face repeatedly slapped by a transgender woman’s penis.
Did you see the video of him? He just let that trans woman ming mang mao him!
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A spider-like creature unique to the house of yanyan.
Wow! That's a big Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider you got there!
by cassoy August 4, 2021
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This is a common lacrosse term. It stands for laxing my ass off. It's also a company logo commonly seen on shirts that lacrosse players wear.
"Dude what does that mean on your shirt?"- Dylan

"Lax Mao means Laxing My Ass Off Bro.."- Tyler
by Laxbro92 September 10, 2012
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Ling maos is an ancient phrase that has been in lots of ancient scripture. Its meaning is a historical mystery.
Me:

Jérémy: ling maos
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